Seven (7) New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s
\npersonality based on what she drinks…. they concurred on almost all counts.
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\nSeven (7) New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s
\npersonality based on what she drinks…. they concurred on almost all counts.<\/p>\n
Drinks: Beer
\nPersonality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
\nYour Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.<\/p>\n
Drinks: Blender Drinks
\nPersonality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
\nYour Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.<\/p>\n
Drinks: Mixed Drinks
\nPersonality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
\ntaste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
\nYour Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested,
\nshe’ll send you a drink………….<\/p>\n
Drinks: Wine (does NOT include White Zinfandel)
\nPersonality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
\nYour Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.<\/p>\n
Drinks: White Zinfandel
\nPersonality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
\nYour Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.<\/p>\n
Drinks: Shots
\nPersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get drunk and naked.
\nYour Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
\nNothing to do but wait; however, be careful not to make her mad!<\/p>\n
Drinks: Tequila
\nNo explanations required – everyone just KNOWS what happens there.<\/p>\n
Then the males …. Remember this is from 7 New York bartenders.
\nThe deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:<\/p>\n
Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.
\nImported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
\nWine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
\nWhiskey: He doesn’t give a damn about anything but getting laid.
\nTequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.<\/p>\n
White Zinfandel: He’s gay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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