{"id":2118,"date":"2006-12-06T16:30:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T22:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/2006\/12\/06\/funny-2\/"},"modified":"2006-12-06T16:30:34","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T22:30:34","slug":"funny-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/2006\/12\/06\/funny-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vald sent me this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow&#8217;s final exam. &#8220;Now class, I won&#8217;t tolerate any excuses for  you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that&#8217;s it, no other excuses whatsoever!&#8221;   <\/p>\n<p>A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, &#8220;What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?&#8221; The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.   <\/p>\n<p>When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, &#8220;Well, I guess you&#8217;d have to write the exam with your other hand.&#8221; <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vald sent me this: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow&#8217;s final exam. &#8220;Now class, I won&#8217;t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that&#8217;s it, no other excuses whatsoever!&#8221; A smart-ass [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.riggedup.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}